I told her it would be unseemly for a man, me, to wear a brassier.
She just laughed and told me, "Why dear, how can a husband wearing panties, two pairs yet, a garter belt and stockings claim that wearing a brassier would be unseemly. Why from my point of view it is actually unseemly that you are not wearing a brassier. My gosh... who ever heard of wearing panties and stockings without wearing a brassier? I mean now that I think about it you look like a hussy standing there in panties and a garter belt and stockings and not wearing a brassier. And you are getting a bit soft in the chest. Funny I hadn't noticed. I think you actually could use a brassier! And this is a lovely one for you."