To begin with, women scared me. My mom was the only one who seemed to know what made me tick, but the aggressive types who were now finding ways to meet me? They were exactly what I wanted – but I had enough sense to stay away from them. I’d really looked at my grades – they were not good in any way, shape, or form. With them as they were, I might pass – but by the skin of my teeth. If you think I was dumb enough to pass up what was mysteriously being offered? Boy – you’re wrong again!