She began, "As some of you know, we like to auction class 'C' domestics because it amuses us. Other classes of domestics are usually offered at a set price. Our only stipulation is that all bids begin no lower then ten thousand, which does nothing more than offset our minimum trade-in allowance. Obviously no trade-ins are allowed with these purchases, so keep your old set of wheels in the garage until next lineup."
A few of the women chuckled, Mrs. Henry being the loudest also the shortest, as she realized she'd burst out a little more enthusiastically than the others.
"Now these are the girls who, though amply trained, and in some cases more motivated than higher-class servants, are simply not worth the employment of our fullest assets toward physical restructuring. For the most part that is due to initial appearance, age or physical restrictions. In the three items for sale today, age and physical appearance are the only strikes against these highly-motivated subs."
"You will find their service beyond reproach and they have an attitude that is completely feminine, even if certain equipment remains unchanged. As your property, however, you might choose to make further adjustments at your leisure."