And mom explained, "Laura told me she believes that if a boy feels feminine he would always do better in such pageants. So I think in addition to keeping you dressed as a girl, you will need to continue helping out the the feminine chores around the house. Gosh knows you weren't helping out with the manly responsibilities. And on the other hand, for a while dear you were really a help with the household chores and a pleasure to have around. So I think you need to bet back to vacuuming and dusting and cleaning dishes... We'll see what kind of training we can get for you over at the Rotary. I think you have the potential to be a wonderful housekeeper. You seem to have a feminine side. We just have to nurture it."