"You just kiss him?" she asked.
"Basically," I said.
"He claims a lot more in the office." Brenda said, eyeing me as I gummed the front of my wig and pinned it to my own hair.
"Men," I said. "They do like to brag about their conquests."
"Then he is bragging loads," Brenda said caustically.
I stopped and looked at her. "What is he saying?" I asked slowly.
"He says he has had sex with you," my wife said. "Wonderful, fantastic sex. David says that you are the best lay he has ever had. I've heard him talking to the guys at the water cooler when I'm not supposed to hear. He says that he has to screw you three of four times at least before you slow down. He was complaining last weekend that his thing was so sore that he couldn't sit down properly all weekend since he'd been in you so much."