"I don't think I heard you correctly." Meta said. "I had a fairly easy day today doing inventory. I came home to my sweet Mandy and asked a simple question. Do I get a better job or not?"
"I'll repeat the deal, Meta. It may seem outlandish but probably harmless. You get to dress as a girl so you can go where there is 'girls only'. It's not going to kill you and I'd rather have you doing that than working with a stranger."
"Explain, please," he said, hands on hips as if daring her to implicate him inn some dastardly plot. "you have to keep this quiet. There will be some expenses to get you dressed to pull this off. You were in the school play, right? Well, consider this as an acting girl. WE get reimbursed for girl stuff we have to buy. There will be some medications I'm told but I don't know what that's all about."