"I'm Wanda Green the soccer coach and I need a small favor from you."
I couldn't imagine what the soccer coach would want with me, particularly in view of the fact that I was probationary member of the cleaning staff.
"What is it?" I inquired.
"I was informed that you played soccer in high school, right?"
"Yes," I answered.
"Well two of our goalies are down with a bug. the third is a rookie that I do not have a lot of confidence in. Would you be willing to take the place of one of the girls" We will disguise you. No one will know that you are really a guy."
I thought about this for a minute reminding myself that as a probationary employee I should be a bit careful about saying no to anything.
"Well I guess I could. How do you want to do this?" I asked.
"Meet me Saturday at noon in the dressing rooms at the soccer field. Wear your athletic support under your clothes and I will be you outfitted.