"If Alison tells me anything negative about tonight, after all the training you've had- you know I shall be annoyed and it I'm annoyed it means you get punished, is that clear?"
Caroline nodded, "I understand Justine."
I knew he would do his best - this was the biggest moment in his transvestite life and he was not going to blow it. He wanted to pass en femme - he wanted to be looked upon as a woman - would Alsam fall for it though, that was the six million dollar question.
"We'd better be off then," Aloson said.
"Text me the moment you're seated in the restaurant and update me through the night."
"Yes, mother - oh, you do panic so! Caroline and I will have a lovely girl' night out - you do not need to worry."
I couldn't help it though - the whole of my business depended on the madcap venture - my ex being attracted to a transvestite who could eventually lure him into an embrace at a hotel where I could film proceedings and use the evidence as a bargaining tool to get Aslam to withdraw his divoce claim for half my business and property.