"I know you're a man, but we'll have to change your outward appearance at once, so it doesn't disturb the guests. You see, most of the women chose this facility because of the 'no men allowed' rule, wanting to leave behind any hint of the previously demoralizing relationships with men. They certainly need no reminding from you. It's important we avoice any complaints from the guests (I remembered the receptionist's reaction), so your image must change immediately to that of a female."
She watched the astonishment register on my face and continued, "You were told previously that this facility was constructed with the female gender in mind. Bathrooms and changing rooms for ladies only, activities strictly geared to women like sewing, crocheting, and make-up classes. You name a feminine interest and we pursue it here. Can you imagine a guest's reaction seeing you enter the bathroom dressed as you are?"