Our classifieds were changing. 'Mrs. Roberts, the widow of Dr. Roberts', whom Bonnie said she'd visited as a kid, 'wishes to announce the forthcoming marriage of her son, Kenneth and Sharon Tolman, of Upland Raybold. A bridal shower for Kenneth will be held at Sylvester's on 4 December with the nuptials on 11 December, Judge Emily Cortwright presiding. Open reception at Sylvester's. All classmates of the happy couple invited.
Bonnie studied that for a while before saying, "That's Kendran! She's so femmy! She must be the femmiest person I've ever met! What's she doing marrying a woman??
"Kenneth is marrying Sharon," I told her but Bonnie shook her head.
"I bet this is Kendra getting married," she said forcefully. "I'll check it out."
"For the next paper," I told her.
Another classified ad read, "If you look good in a dress, we can find a place for you in a growing entertainment industry. Female impersonators ar at a premium now! Great money! Joan Treadwell, agent."
"You follow that one up," Bonnie smiled. "I'll chase down Kendra Roberts. I know she's going to be chagrined at her mother for calling her 'Kenneth' She hasn't used that since she entered grade school, I'm sure."